so imagine, its 10 in the morning and your ready to start your day. youve had your breakfast and your coffee. the sun is shining and you can tell its going to be a beautiful day because your already taking off layers of clothes. ( thats a good thing for the fact its winter here) walking down the street to your 1st destination which happens to be the powerhouse museum, and you see a man walk out of his house. he is wearing a white long sleeve shirt with blue sweat pants. now these arent any sweat plants, but the ones that have the elastic on the bottoms. you know the ones im talking about. high class sweat pants. this man has these pants hiked up somewhere close to mid nipple range. again, this is a classy guy.

so he is about 10 feet in front of us and he stops, turns to the side, kicks one foot out in front of him, then brings the foot back, and squats.

then the most incredible thing happens. he farts. not just any fart, but the type that lasts about 6 seconds long. IT LASTED FOR EVER! so we did the reasonable thing and walked around him and laughed uncontrollable for the next 5 minutes. i turn around to see if the man was going to continue on with his walk, but no he just walked back into his house.

jen